Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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