Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
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I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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