Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We are two peas in an std pod
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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