This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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