I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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