I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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