I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
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I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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