The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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