Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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