I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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