I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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