Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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