wrigley field is MILF paradise
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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