So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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