would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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