Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
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