yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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