i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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