these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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