Sry I called you an 8
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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