you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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