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it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
May the power of my ass compel you!!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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