you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
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Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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