Whoa Z and x make the same sound
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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