So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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