I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Randomize
