i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
