You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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