She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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