so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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