Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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