Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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