Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
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I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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