I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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