But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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