You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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