I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I just had sex on a roof
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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