If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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