We named our party play list daddy issues
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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