I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
