Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
My bed smells like the plague
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
