Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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