don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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