i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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