I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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