Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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