What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Your penis caused this!
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