That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
