I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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