Those balls look pretty dangerous.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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