So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
why do cheetos always look like penises
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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