Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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