Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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