White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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