Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
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third nipple confirmed
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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