he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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