so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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