dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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